Girl Talk: Date Line
The Talking Dating Game. You learn about how to ask boys out and how to respond when boys ask you out. And it's a game. Genius. Or not. The game came with a cassette that you played while you played the game. Here is a reel of the "dont's" as opposed to the "do's in one long, fairly weird, hilarious and totally 80s mp3. Oh and my favorite is Joel because like me, he hates rainy days.
Girl Talk Game Losers
Wanna buy the game? They have 'em on eBay. This is from the geniuses at WFMU.